The subject line says it all, would you prefer an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse? The only intelligent thing to do now would be to weigh the pros and cons.
Alien Invasion Pros
I think the only possible ‘pros’ to come from an Alien Invasion is if the Alien’s are nice (like Paul or ET) and they are able to teach us things. That would probably be the only Pro… In my opinion.
Alien Invasion Cons
Well, everyone knows what Aliens like to do with their probey fingers. That’s the first con. Second, the most likely reason the aliens are here is because they want to take all of our resources for themselves. We already have enough greedy people on Earth. We don’t need any help from extraterrestrials in that area. Third, bad Aliens will try to kill us all. Again, there is enough war amongst humanity. We don’t need any help from the Probey Aliens. Moving on.
Zombie Apocalypse Pros
I can see 2 pros with a Zombie Apocalypse. Let’s say we are able to develop some kind of technology that keeps the Zombie’s from wanting to eat us (Like in the movie Fido). We could all have free servants! The second Pro is that everyone would feel like they are in a real life video game with all the Zombies running around! The World could unite and destroy the Zombies together! Aww. Precious.
Zombie Apocalypse Cons
Can you imagine the stench in the air? Eww. Also, there are days when you just want to relax and the last thing you want to do is fight off some Zombies. Playing the same old video game can get boring.
Alien Vs Zombie
Who would win, aliens or zombies? Obviously the aliens would win. This gives the alien invasion another con because they would be taking away from OUR chance to kill some zombies. Lame.
I want your opinion!
If you HAD to choose… Would you choose an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse? Tell us Why!